And no, I'm not talking about the 30th Olympics. I'm talking about something that's probably happened to ALL of us at least once in our lives. But it happens A LOT more at night when you're deep in sleep and your pregnancy hormones take a hold. Not that you really get THAT much sleep with you're this far along. Hello, it's hard to find a comfortable position, Baby is moving around like they're auditioning for the fetal version of America's Got Talent, and you get hot flashes like your middle-aged high school math teacher who's always sipping on her ice coffee that's WAY more ice than coffee.
I'll warn you now, if
you’re a prude you may want to skip this blog entry. ‘Cause I’m going to air
some truly dirty laundry. The good news is I know I’m not the only one, but I
don’t know how many women will freely share about this. Since becoming pregnant
I have been having some FREAKY
dreams and I don’t mean I dream that I’m walking down the street and halfway
down the road a talking unicorn shows up and offers me a lift to the Macy’s One
Day sale. (Although that would be awesome.)
I mean I’ve been having Rick James
type of freaky, Too Short, Prince (before he was a Jehovah's Witness) type of freaky dreams. Where sometimes my husband is there,
sometimes he’s not- sometimes there's another girl (I knowah!) but there’s ALWAYS a lack of clothes- usually mine and
that someone else’s. I won't go into any more detail 'cause this is a "family friendly" blog. But feel free to use your imagination.
I
don’t know why I’m having these incredibly intense sexual dreams- is it the
hormones? Is it my mind preparing me for the “little break” I’m going to have
to take after birth- so it’s getting it all in now. I don’t know, but sometimes
I wake up flushed. Sometimes I wake up a little embarrassed that I was SO
uninhibited. But I always wake with a smile on my face!
