But I have what I refer to as snausages. 'Cause upon close inspection my digits do kind of look like the doggie treats. Self-deprecating mockery aside I am a decently attractive All-American girl, who's funny accent herself is a mixture of Texan, Mid-west & New Yorker. So what I'm saying is- I don't think looking at us, people would necessarily put us "together". But we are on the same page on most things. Most things except for what we're going to name our first child.
The other day I suggested the name "Harper". The following is VERBATIM the conversation that took place.
Me: "Honey, what about the name Harper?"
CJ: ( I suppose appropriately) "For a boy or a girl?"
Me: "A girl, duh!"
CJ: "Absolutely not!"
Me: "What!? Why? What's wrong with you? That's a great name and there's
nothing wrong with it except that I think Nicole Ritchie named her daughter Harper
a few years ago."
CJ: "Who's Nicole Ritchie?"
Me: "Doesn't matter. Why don't you like the name Harper?"
CJ: "Harper. Harper. Do you know what that means?! Someone who harps. You might as well
name her Nagbag."
Me: Eyeroll visible from across the street.
End of the discussion for the name Harper.